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Welcome to the Curiosity Chamber. "2s I'm about to make something crazy. Na na na 2s na na na na rin. Last week, I don't know who. Oh my God. All right," enough of that. Jesus. That song gets me amplified, my man. Holy shit. That's a play. Play more. 1s I've got to call the paparazzi. No, no, no. I'm catching a goddamn Holy Ghost. Turn that shit off. God damn, I can't even concentrate when I'm playing that because I just catch like this 1s Elvis waving me. I just start moving and shuffling. God damn that. Play that shit again. Turn it up 2s the wrong way. No no no 2s no no no. 3s Oh, don't. Please Lord me. Now Jesus walks, baby. All right what's up everyone? Oh my God, I'm breaking a sweat. Jesus. You know what? 2s Music changes the way you feel. All right? And if you don't believe that, you yourself. 3s Sorry, I'm starting off hot. That music makes me aggressive. And if I was listening to some trans or techno, maybe some polka music wouldn't be wouldn't be this amplified? Probably be a little bit more chilled. So music definitely has a feeling on how you feel. Um, shit, man, what's going on people? I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. Some people need to stop worrying about the damn illegal aliens that are being led in at the border, and you need to start worrying about. All the fucking calories that you're shoving into your human garbage disposal. I'm talking about your mouth, your pie hole. 2s I went to a lake today. And. 1s You know, I renamed it. It's usually called Twin Lakes, but I everyone that I saw walking was like in real bad shape, like hobbling. And there was a fucking person crawling on their hands and knees. Person with a neck brace on wheelchair, a couple of, uh, couple canes, the dual canes, dual wielding canes. So, um, I'm changing that to an ailment park ailment lake. It was. It was incredible. People were waddling like, maybe a fake hip or something, but they didn't look too old either. Just. There's a lot of ailments I'm seeing. So, um, you know, eating a lot of shit. 2s Might put you there. Might. You might end up at. Ailment like if you. 2s If you don't. Anyways. What um. Shit man I so here's a good story. 2s Here's a wonderful story for you guys. I don't have social media. But I do have, uh, I do have access to Twitter or X. That's what they call it nowadays. And, um. 1s Precursor. It's nighttime. I, um. 1s I took a rip. 2s I ripped a fat ass piece of devil's lettuce. You know that devil's eggnog just took a fat ripper, all right, because I have. I have restless sober syndrome RSS for short, and I need to smoke something, so I smoke, take a hit of weed, and then I go to my bed, and I just kind of lay down. I'm like, all right. Yeah, this is nice. This is cozy. Oof! You know, the the high is starting to it's not there yet, but I know it's going to come soon. So I just pull out my phone and I start, uh, 1s I'm on LinkedIn a lot. So I was looking at LinkedIn. Then I clicked on X, aka Twitter and. 1s God damn it! The first video I see. Locks me in. 1s And there's this guy who is protesting. I don't know what building it was in front of, but he was protesting and he is dousing himself in gasoline. Gasolina, as the Mexicans would say. 1s And then he pulls out a lighter, I believe, and the guy videotaping is screaming. He's like, hey, hey, because there were police nearby. He's like, hey, hey, this guy is, uh, lighting himself on fire. This guy is lighting himself on fire. And then the the dude that doused himself in gasoline flicks, the flicks, the BIC. 1s Wherever the light source was, and he goes up in flames, goes up in flames instantaneously. Whoa. Just. Oh, why am I watching this right now? All right. And it's just like I'm. I'm sitting here watching this man burn. Burn to a white pulp. Because when it gets real hot, think about like a rotisserie chicken. What color is that? 1s Like when you start eating the meat, it's white because it's fucking cooked, I think. I'm not sure. I'm not a, uh, I'm not a farm doctor, but I'd imagine that's what happens when you get when you get muscle to a very high temperature. It turns white. So this man that I'm watching. Burned to a white pulp. 2s Is not screaming at all. The man that's on fire is not screaming, which is very disturbing to me. Even more disturbing, and it was probably the most graphic shit I've seen in my entire life. Um, just a guy melting before my eyes. 1s And at this moment I become high as fuck. 1s I start losing my mind. Uh, the the highest. Fully submerged in my brain, and I'm watching a man melt in front of my eyes, high as fuck. And you know, the guy that's videotaping the thing is like, hey, man, this guy's a fire. Help, help! And the cops finally come. And they started spraying him with a fire extinguisher. Now I'm just going to say, if I was a cop and I'm not even lying. This went through my head because maybe it was because I was high. Or maybe it's because I in my mind, it's a good decision. I would pull out my pistol first and shoot him in the head to put him out of his misery. Honest to God, that's what I would have done because he was laying on the ground and he like, went stiff and dude, his fucking head is on fire. I freak out when I get oil splashed on my arms, my forearms, this guy's face, neck, back of the neck, that's a sensitive area. If I get a lady or hell, even a even a good looking man, that fucking kisses the back of my neck. I'm. That's sensitive stuff right there. All right, so imagine an inferno. A burning inferno on the back of your neck. A real life fire. 1s Burning you? Yeah, I would shoot you. I would shoot you. And I don't know what would happen to me. I don't know if I would be arrested or lose my job or be deemed as a hero. I'm not sure it can go either way, depending on what angle someone got me on there, their phone would probably determine if I'm a hero or a murderer. That's the sad truth. But man. Somehow this dude who's on fire, entire body is on the ground, not making a like, a noise. And and this must have been like a minute 30s now of him being on fire. So, you know, everything is gone. Everything is singed. It's gasoline fire. And after they fire, extinguish him. Like still random fires, which just kind of appear on his body. Or maybe like on the article of clothing that might still be there, like a belt. And you can see his stiff little arms trying to. Pat himself try to pat the fire out. So he's still alive. But charred to a crisp. So now it's about three minutes and he's just laying on the ground and I'm so fucking high just watching this. And I'm thinking, what? What is going through your mind? Did you think you were going to die right away when you did this? This is not what you expected, sir. This is not what you expected. This is not what I expected. After taking a fucking hit of devil's eggnog, sitting in my bed watching a man melt away before my eyes. None of us expected this shit. And I hate to make it about myself, but this. This was traumatizing. And this guy ended. Maybe you know the video that I'm speaking of, I don't know, it's I it has to go. I'm sure it's viral if I'm seeing it. Just in plain view on on X. Like I didn't have to fucking click like I'm 18 or older. It just showed it. It just showed it. 1s You know what? 1s Elon Musk. If you're listening, you should have. 1s You should have something prompt you that says, are you high right now? Yes or no? And if I click yes, if the patron clicks yes, don't show them any fucked up things. Just delete that. Get that off of the page. It shouldn't be if you're 18 or under, you know do if are you high? Are you under the influence of drugs right now? Yes or no? Yes. Okay. We won't show you someone on fire melting in front of your very eyes because it's probably traumatizing. 1s So anyways, they they I don't know what the fuck they did. They put them on a gurney for whatever reason. Don't know why you would do that. You know, just put them in Santa's sack because he's he's fucking human Cole. Right now just put them in a Santa's sack and bring them to the morgue. Put him on a gurney, put him in the back of an ambulance, I guess. So they're they're. Are they trying to get money? Are they trying to, like, get an insurance thing? Because that's a $7,000 trip. Unnecessary. Bring them to the hospital. They keep them alive for two days. 2s Two days. Pull the plug. 1s This. Like if you see what this guy looked like, there is no life after what just happened. You do not want to live. I'm pretty sure when you light yourself on fire, you don't want to be fucking alive anymore. 2s That everyone wants to be alive, I understand that. Let him die. Do not fucking try to bring him back to life. So back to my point. I would have shot him in the head and been done with it. These people try to keep him alive. Two days. 2s He did not expect that. There is no way. Yeah. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to go to this rally, light myself on fire, and, you know. People see it, and then I'll try to survive after that. 3s And everyone was freaking out about, like, how no one's trying to help them. They're recording it. What do you want? What do you want people to do? This man is doused in gasoline. Like, if you take off your shirt and try to pat them down, or you're like, yelling, hey, stop! Drop and roll! Stop! Hey! Don't stop! Okay, now drop, drop like he's not, he's not. It's not going to work. All right. 2s Yeah. So that was me a couple days ago, and I really haven't gotten over that yet. Wish I wouldn't have seen that. I did so. 1s Um. 2s Feel free to go watch the video. I'm sure it's up. Just type in. Man sets himself on fire. And if you want to leave some comments, you sure can. You can go to the Curiosity Chamber podcast.com. I'm sure there's a comment section there or hell man, you can just email me at the curiosity chamber at gmail.com. I'll um. 1s I'll read some of your replies. 2s On this podcast. Okay. Wow. That was disturbing. 1s Hope everyone's doing okay out there and you haven't driven yourself to, you know, set a human volcano on yourself because. 3s I. I do get that life is hard and there's a lot of mental instability out there, I get that, but if we can just hang on, people just hang on. And for the people that are recording such events like that, just try to be mindful that that's going to make it. 1s It's going to make it onto social media. And even if you don't have social media, um, I will still see it. So I recently stopped drinking something called kratom. Kratom. It's a big, big part of my life for maybe like six years, if anyone knows anything about kratom. Um, it's kind of like a. 1s There's different strains, so there's strains that get you energetic. Uh, good for stamina working out. There's other strains that Melayu out. Sleepy time. Um, you can take that or unwind. You kind of decompress. You, uh, painkiller. Effects. So I was on, uh, what is it, four grams in the morning and then four grams at night. So two drinks. And so I would start my morning off. I would drink a coffee and then wait about 30 minutes and then drink my first. It's a white kratom. So it was a little bit more energetic. So I would drink that. Then that would hold me over until maybe like nine at night. Then I would put four grams into microwaves, water, add a little orange juice, stir the kratom and orange juice together and drink that kind of just mellow out and zonk out. I've done that for six years now. 2s There is a withdraw stage. There is a detox stage. That was. I was aware of it. 1s Um, but not when I got into kratom six years ago. Like in the middle of it. Three years, maybe four years. I was like, oh, shit, let me do some research. Oh, yeah. Okay. This stuff can be addicting. Awesome. Said no one ever. And everything was going cool. Everything. Everything was going good. Like it made me feel. It made me feel real good and mellow out. Which is cool. I mean, I didn't think anything wrong with it. I was still working out, working, you know, able to to function. 2s So I got really sick. Um, three weeks ago, 3 or 4 weeks ago, I got really sick. I took a Joe Rogan, uh, alpha brain on it pill. Before a hockey game. 1s And either it was placebo. I don't think it was placebo because I felt like I can see through fucking walls, like I can see the play before it happens. I was ramped up. I was redlining hard the entire game, like 60 minutes. Just I was hitting new gears on the ice. It was incredible. And I've never that was the first time I've taken that on it's stuff before a hockey game, and probably the last time I took an alpha brain years ago, years ago. So I definitely felt something. And I played so good. On the, um. The night that I took the alpha brain. I get home, so I get home, probably maybe, like midnight, 11:00 pm Central Standard Time. And I make my read kratom right to unwind and then go to sleep. So I do that. 1s And I wake up the next day. 2s Like it was like a fucking movie. What's the movie with Bradley Cooper where he takes that pill? 1s And he he's able to, like, remember everything he's ever read or ever watch. And he was able to implement that into his life just because he were using like 100% of your brain. What was it called like lack of action? Toast. Like, uh, limit. Limits. Limitless. Limitless, limitless. Yep. That's what it felt like when you stop taking that limitless pill and you start, like, deteriorating and your eyes are bleeding and you feel all sorts of fucked up you're having. You're jonesing like you're withdrawing. Can't get out of your bed. That's how I felt. I was sick for about four, 4 or 5 days, just dehydrated as fuck. Didn't want to eat anything. I couldn't concentrate, I couldn't think. So the first day was the worst. All right. The first day after was just a complete nightmare. I don't know what was wrong with me, but I'm like, okay. 1s I feel so bad right now that since I feel this bad, I might as well rip it off like a Band-Aid and go through the withdrawal of kratom, because I don't want to drink that anymore. I just want to be natural. All right, get that shit out of my system. Just be natural. Besides smoking the devil's eggnog now. Of course, but. 2s So two days go by and I am having night sweats like you wouldn't believe. I'm still sick as fuck. I feel lethargic, depression. Every thought I have is negative. It's like really bad. I can't sleep so I'm insomnia. Insomniac. Still don't want to eat. Oh, I'm taking down liquids, which is cool. Um, couple days go by. I mean, I'm not getting any better after about. I would say. 2s Seven, 7 to 8 days. Yeah, like a full week. The crate and withdraws were gone. 1s And so was that. Whatever the fuck it was from an alpha brain. Everything was out of my system. And I haven't touched kratom since. 2s So I'm okay. I haven't taken kratom since, and my normal sleep schedule when I was drinking kratom for the six years or however long I was taking it, I would go to bed at roughly like 1 a.m. 1:30 a.m. and wake up. I would wake up not even knowing that I felt like shit because now that I'm off, I have like something to compare it to. So when I was on kratom, I would go to bed at like 130 and wake up 9:09 a.m. but still felt like shit and was kind of getting anxious. But now that I'm off of it and kind of just taking CBD and smoking a little weed. 1s I've been going to bed at like 10:30 p.m., 10 to 11. Waking up refreshed, having deep, deep sleeps. Waking up 7:30 a.m.. Refreshed. First thing I do. Uh, what's the first thing I do? I go downstairs, I get a coffee. 1s I take a poop? Use my bidet. That's the most important thing to me. Is getting a good bidet cleaning in before I do anything. If my bidet broke, wouldn't go outside, you wouldn't catch me? Nope. Um, so I do that. Then. I have a small oatmeal and a banana. Then I go work out and I come back, and then I have more meals. You know, what was happening when I was on kratom is I didn't want to eat. 1s There was something going on I did not want to eat that was suppressing my appetite so I wouldn't eat. My first meal would be at fucking noon, and then my second meal would be at 7:00. Some of you are probably saying, oh, well, that's good. You're you're intermittent fasting. Yeah, that would be good. Except I do a ton of cardio. I work out a lot. 1s And it's mostly like I do super sets, I box, I run, I do so much cardio, I do hockey, I push sleds, stuff like that. So I need to get calories in and I wasn't, so I was staying at this. 2s Just like. I mean, it says it's a healthy weight, but to me, I, I did not feel. I did not feel like a man. To be complete honest. I felt like a little bitch just being. 2s Not to my full potential. Like my mom. Like I know what it feels like to feel full and your muscles feel full. I was the opposite of that. So I felt like my testosterone was down. Probably a lot of things were fucked up in my human organism, and I'm so happy that I got rid of kratom. And if any kratom drinkers are in here, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Like you plan your whole day around when you can get your next kratom drink in, like, all right, I'll take one at ten and I'll take one at seven. I can't go, I can't travel, can't go out of the country unless I, you know, detox and go cold turkey because you can't bring that shit anywhere with you. So your life kind of, like, revolves around. And you don't want to bring it to a friend's house because it's like, you know, can you, uh, can you boil this water for me? You know, or, like, just doing some weird shit? And it's not a it's not a good life to live. So I'm glad that shit's off of my plate. I've been sleeping so good. Feel good, feel full. Um, the vitamins that I'm taking actually feel like they do something now. I just feel. Just feel relaxed and rested. I don't think I was sleeping well when I was on kratom. It's a stimulant, so I was probably not getting very good sleep. So there's that. There's my there's my testimonial if you want to hear it. 1s Um, you're probably pissed off that I don't have someone on here, 1s you know, to have a conversation with, because now you're just listening to me spiel about my life. But you already know that if you listen to this. 1s Well. Damn people. What is it? Is, uh. Is it Passover today or Haim? Uh, Shalom. Shalom. Um, for all you people that are my. I think it's Jewish. My Jewish listeners. Uh. Happy Passover. 1s Um, I don't know much more about that. You know what? Maybe you want me to look it up. You want me to give you a quick briefing on what it is? Just so we're not ignorant? I got you guys. Hold on. Google. 1s Uh, what is Passover, right? What is? Passover. 2s Passover story, meaning, tradition and facts. We have like a quick snippet. What is okay, here we go. How about it people? What is Passover and why is it celebrated? Passover in Judaism? Holiday. Uh, commemorating the Hebrews. Liberation from slavery in Egypt. Oh. That's nice. Yeah. Good. Get the fuck away from that. Slavery is. 2s And the passing over of the forces of destruction, or the sparring of the firstborn of the Israelites. When the Lord. When the Lord smote the land of Egypt on the eve of um. Exodus, Exodus, Exodus. Sorry for not saying that. Right. Exodus. I thought Passover was something about, uh. 1s This is going to sound maybe a little retarded to you guys, but I thought Passover was God passing over. From being dead. 2s And then crossing over to heaven. Something along those lines. Um, sorry. I guess it's like, uh. 1s Yeah. Hebrews. Liberation from slavery in Egypt. Good for you. That's good, that's good. All right. There you go. You're welcome for teaching you that. If you didn't know that. And I think we're gonna end it there, I'm gonna try. I'm trying to get Tim Robinson onto the podcast. Um, I don't know him, so it's probably. I'm just. No, I'm just shooting off names. He's fucking hilarious. So I reached out to him. Probably won't happen. Um, if it does. Amazing. I also reached out to Theo Vaughn, and, um, 1s I think my next play is going to be like, hey, I'm a Make-A-Wish Foundation kid. I think that's the next play because I just 1s I don't see any other way that I would get them on the podcast. But, hey, uh, thanks for listening to me. If you want to go check out that video of a man lighting himself on fire, you can do so. I do not recommend it if you are. Hi. Absolutely. Stay the fuck away from that video. Um, I don't know. I don't know what else to say, people. My, uh, views and my listens are going up, so I want to give a shout out to whoever the fuck all around the world is, uh, starting to listen, you know? Thank you very much. I see, I see you Canada. I see you Australia. Hey, put another shrimp on the Barbie there. Hey, is that a fucking kangaroo? Punch him in the face. And, um, New Zealand, the next door neighbor of Australia. I think you have the same accent too. So, uh, hey, get me a beer. Fucking. No. England. See you. Um. 1s Finland. That's a new one. Saw some Finnish people out there respec hockey. Puck, baby. Slapshot slaps some, uh, pisses. You know, bar down. We love hockey here. Some Swedish. Very good. Of course. The US of a god damn. I'm saluting you right now. And who else do we got? Uh, South Korea. Shout out South Korea. You're starting to pop in South Korea. That's cool. Um, that was a little bit younger. I would try to do one of those K-pop bands, but I think I think my prime is done. Uh, when it comes to that, who else? Uh, a couple in Japan. It's fucking France. France has been Busan. What's up baby? Oh, wee wee motherfucker. Let me see that Eiffel Tower. Give me a cigarette and a chocolate. That's cool. Um, I appreciate you guys, but thanks for listening. That's fun. And, uh, keeps me motivated. We'll try to get some good guests on here, all right? I'm trying. I'm doing my best. It's a one man show, all right? One man show. And I have half a brain, so thanks for being patient. Love you guys. Take care. Have a good week and we will see you hopefully next week if we are all alive. All right. 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